My Neighbors

So in my last post, I declared war on Peace. After that I promptly left my house to rid the neighborhood of its greatest evil, my flesh eating, rotting, filthy nieghboring zombie couple Elmer and Fonta. They "live" next door (note: zombies are undead, therefore they cannot really 'live' anywhere). So I got up and began to start my great battle.

I walked up to elmer as he was watering his petunias, he must have heard me despite my level 68 stealth skill. He gave me a lopsided smile and lifted his arm which had been broken in several places over the years, so he really more.. squelched it up, and said Howdy neighbor! What brings you out this fine d-." He was cut off when I started beating him down with a vengence. See Peace? See what you made me do? but then, him being undead and all he got up and turned the hose on me and I had to run away due to my intense phobia of water. Oh Elmer is a sly little devil, but I'll get him with the poisoned raw ham I'm sending him the next convenient holiday. Fonta will be much harder, she never is seen outside.... This mission will require an even more stealthy plan.