Bad Move Peace

So I know it's been a while since my last post. But there is a reason for that. I've been conducting my social experiment. The premise was this, find a female ninja and attempt to use my manly charms to see if there was any possible love connection/possibility for peace. It took me an incredibly long time to find one and even longer to actually ask her out for dinner. I learned some very important lessons. 1. Ninjas are very elusive and almost impossible to see. On our date she was moving so fast that I couldn't see her at all. Do you have any idea how awkward it is to be talking to someone who is invisible? You look like one of those crazy hobos who pee in peoples trash cans and talk about alien abductions, almost as bad as people who wear those ear mics for cellphones. 2. Ninjas are very cheap. She left the whole bill to me, and afterwards there was no good night or anything, she just left without saying a word. AND she's invisible so I can't tell when she left. 3. Ninjas don't like to return calls. She doesn't answer her cell.... (stares off into space for 5 minutes) Well so much for peace. I've given it my best shot, but looks like peace isn't the answer. Time to bring the fight to those really 'peace' loving zombie neighbors of mine. So Peace, I'm just letting you know that you've made a new enemy this day. Bad move Peace, Bad move.

P.S. Still looking for a good nemisis and a good love interest. And by good nemesis I mean a bad one. And by bad I mean evil.