Love Interest?

So I found my Nemesis today, hopefully video evidence will follow soon. I was cleaning up after my dog took a poo on my neighbor's lawn, when all f a sudden this ninja came out of nowhere. He started rapping at me. You've heard of 'killer beats' before, but nothing like these babies. My heart nearly stopped. If I hadn't had my iPod and some quick wits, I might have succumbed. As it was I quickly turned on the soundtrack to 'The Last Samurai" and survived. He then proceeded to run around like a moronic lunatic and jump into a bush. Which he promptly jumped out of because it was a bramble thorn bush. Not sure what his name is, but I think that it is safe to assume that he is my nemesis. So this is great! Now I just need to find a love interest. Although I'm not sure how likely that is going to be. Since most of the reactions I get from women at the mention of my 'sword' are either sexual advances that are totally inappropriate or complete repulsion. Well We will see how things work out. Until next time, stay frost and keep away from those frost giants!