Super cats

So yesterday I went on a journey of meditation to hone my samurai skills. I went to a nearby wood and stripped into the nude. Not really, but it sounds better if I was meditating in the flesh. Anyway, After meditating for a few hours with Coldplay softly performing in the background, I heard a soft growling from a near by bush and going nearer to investigate, I was pounced on by a cougar. Not just ANY cougar, no, that's not the samurai way, it was TWO cougars... joined at the hip. I was attacked by a legendary Siamese Cougar. I began to scream like a little girl and flailing around as they bit at me mercilessly. I was flailing gracefully of course. Using my honed skills to scream as loud as I could. I somehow succeeded in throwing the beast off of me and ran up the nearest tree like lightning. Which is where I am now. Keeping very still. Because there is a bear sitting right next to me and we all know that those are more dangerous than any terrorists.... If I survive, I will post again. If not, my samurai spirit will spend the rest of eternity kicking the snot out of bears and super cats.